Need I say more? Anyway, here I am. Stuck in my own little cage with no goddamn blue button. But… Dude, I need to tell you that you've got one seriously warped mind. I'm not sure but have you seen a doctor recently? I mean it, man, since your brain seems to suffer from a serious overload of Ecstasy or cocaine. I actually thought that you could swallow a couple Valium.
Um…you see I thought it could help you to ramp down your overactive mind. What man is thinking all the freakin' time? What man is talking all the time? Does your dirty mind ever sleep? Gawd, doesn't it wear you out? Truth be told, that man doesn't exist. Hey, calm down, ok? Alrighty, I'll take it back. The man. The star. God's redundant gift to women. Yeah, yeah, spare me your smug smile, dude.
I know you are enjoying yourself immensely. Tell your author that I loved her sense of humor. I loved her writing and it was an incredibly hilarious trip. I totally enjoyed being in your naughty little mind and writing Tangled in first person present tense from your POV was a real knockout. Here comes the much awaited praise from moi! Also, I really appreciated her choice of secondary characters.
They were well drawn and added to the fun factor, for sure. Your interaction with Mackenzie was utterly priceless. Bagina, anyone? Well, all the power to the vaginas, I am so with you. You sure are an enlightened man, Drew. I must admit, however, that I couldn't take you overly serious. Your character seemed to be kinda exaggerated, something like a parody, you know?
Don't get me wrong. I loved it nonetheless, and many things you said were true. Seriously, I loved every single pearl of wisdom that came out of your crude delicious mouth. Well, I know you want me to get down and dirty now. I know you are waiting for me to hail you with praise for your sexual prowess. Yes, yes, yes, you can eat me all night long, ok? I mean what does it cost me to admit it, right? I'm not the jealous type. No, of course not. I can be totally nonchalant. I swear I would never begrudge you your smexy times with Princess Kate.
Um…can I nail you too? I'm kinda desperate My oh my, it was a close call, don't you think? I'm talking about you almost missing the finish line. But you did it and I can't tell you how proud I am of you. Do you remember when you were talking about the best fu ing advice ever? Assume nothing. Even if you think you know everything. Even if you're sure that you're right. Get confirmation. Besides, do you remember what else you told me? This relationship shit is exhausting. Then again you must admit it's so damn worth it, isn't it?
Drew, darling, I need to come to an end now. You know I feel a little bit worn out; I'm not getting any younger either. Besides, my life is kinda busy. Though it was nice chatting with you, and I hope to see you around. I wish you a life full of love, laughter and happiness. All the best and take care. Baba xxx I have been laughing my ass off all the time. Tangled gets the Babalicious Stamp of Approval. Pussy whipped, thy name is Drew.
Yeah, I know. It's okay. I don't mind. Sign me up. I don't mind either. I'm happy. Cannot wait to read the next book in the series! Drew, dearie, just so know…the NILF comment was crude. And for the next two days… you wanna know what I was doing? And Drew Evans? You and me, buddy. And Emma Chase? But, honestly, I despised it. This book sort of reminded me of a Kristen Ashley book.
There was this stereotype of what a "guy" is, and how a "guy" thinks. I've known a guy or two in my day. This book reads like what a GIRL thinks a guy is like. Tangled had so many loathsome tropes. We get a magical vagina turning a pigheaded guy into a devoted man.
We get the adorable niece which can be replaced by doting younger sister in some books , who shows a dickhead's "loving" side. The male MC doesn't respect the female MC. He doesn't respect her boundaries, he doesn't respect her intelligence, and he doesn't show that he is worthy of her for a hot second. I didn't think this book was funny. I didn't think this book was entertaining. I didn't think the male MC read like a man or how a man thinks. No offense to my dozens of friends who loved this one, but the sooner I forget this book, the better.
View all 43 comments. Feb 18, PM. The guy getting the blow job from the luscious redhead in the bathroom stall? That's me. He's the kind of guy who "never rides the same roller coaster twice". But now? Things have changed He'll tell you he has the flu, but what really happened? Well, that's an entirely different story One you're about to hear, the uncensored version, from his POV. He tells it like it is, straightforward and to the point. Being inside Drew's head and getting the entire story from his point of view, is one of things I loved most about this book.
Some of his thoughts literally made me laugh out loud - "The first is: God hates me. She's one hairy bitch. Kate is my own personal brand of Viagra. Okay, that was too far. I take it back - considering his wife is my mother. Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just wrong What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she left her damn shoe, so she has to wait for some douchebag in thights to bring it to her?
Give me a friggin break. Drew PS - try not to feel guilty if I don't survive. Let me clarify, I've never had to seduce a woman before, not In the typical sense. Usually it takes a look, a wink, a smile. After that, the only verbal exchange involves short one-word phrases like harder, more, lower She's beautiful and attractieve nu he's ready to make her his newest conquest for the night.
Pick a word, any fucking word. The bottom line is, for a moment, I forgot how to breathe. Then, when it turns out, Kate is the new associate at his father's business company, the situation is about to get even more messier. At first, Drew doesn't realize is yet, but Kate is the kind of girl that will turn his entire world upside down.
Easier and more often. But when guys fall? We go down harder. And when things go bad? When it's not us who ends it? We don't get to walk away. We crawl. If you are like me and you adore the lovable assholes , the jerks , and the manwhores One of the funniest and most enjoyable stories I have read in a really long time! Meet Drew Evans. Drew is hot and Drew knows it.
He never makes promises, he just does his thing. You can write that down. I control my dick. My dick does not control me. I sleep naked, by the way. You should try it. But thats beside the point. For those ladies out there who are listening, let me give you some free advice: If a guy who you just met at a club calls you baby, sweetheart, angel or any other generic endearment? And it all has to do with one woman. Katherine Brooks. Kate works with Drew.
She is new at the firm and she is ready to succeed. She is smart, beautiful, feisty and she intrigues Drew in every way. There is something different about Kate. While competing against each other for the same account, these two bicker and banter back and forth There is also some major sexual tension going on, but there are complications. They get to know each other better and Drew decides he wants Kate. Drew screws up a ton, but he is a guy, what do you expect? He goes through some great lengths to make it better. Edward Cullen can take his stupid heroine and OD on it. Its a frigging record.
Oh God! Now theres a guy who had the world by the balls. Walking around naked, a hot chick to satisfy his every whim. The whole time I was reading, I felt like Drew was talking to me. Drew is the best kind of character. He is funny, sarcastic, sexy and sweet! And I liked Kate too lol! The whole thing- It was great! Loved everything it! Going on the favorites shelf for sure. This was fantastic! Looking for a fun and awesome read Oct 11, Anne rated it it was amazing Shelves: romance , humor , book-boyfriend , read-in , trashy-romance-novel , favorites , recommended-by-a-not-stupid-friend , read-in Douchebags, FTW!
In the story, Drew is a brunette, but since the beauty of books is that I can imagine whatever the fuck I want I laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and then I laughed some more. Sooooo good! I have to say that I understand why some people found this book Drew's voice in particular offensive, rude, and obnoxious. He's a self-centered man-whore, and his inner thoughts are not even slightly redeeming. We first meet him while he's getting a BJ from a random redhead in a bathroom, and his immediate thoughts are only how quickly he can extract himself from her and move on to the next good time.
Because why in the world would he have sex with the same woman twice? Hang on. Did she just say she had a twin? Aaaaand we're back in business! Is Drew honest, or is he just a horrible person? Maybe a little bit of both. Thing is, I married a guy who sounds like Drew. Many years later, I'm used to that particular brand of honesty , so it cracked me up on several different levels.
However, if you don't like leading men who aren't PC, then you'll want to steer clear of this one because this guy is guaranteed to offend you. I get it, I do. It's just that my husband has used the excuse "because I'm not a giant vagina" to get out of doing so many things with me that I'm desensitized to it. At any rate, I loved Drew and Kate's story, and I can see myself coming back and revisiting this book over and over again.
This a typical romance in that Drew is unbelievably sexy, unbelievably rich, and unbelievably skilled with women. I should be annoyed with his lack of Real-World issues, but this was funny enough that I managed to overlook his Tangled is one of those stories that I just chalked up to complete fantasy, and decided not to let my sensible side squish the fun. Mild Spoilers Ahead: Here's what I thought the author did right: First, when Drew realizes he's in love, he doesn't run off and deny it.
It doesn't make sense when they have characters do that, you know? If you're in love, you act the fool. You do the whole embarrassing PDA stuff, you talk about them until your friends want to strangle you, and you otherwise just act all goofy and stupid. You don't run off. Not even relationship-shy dudes. I think that's something certain people tell themselves when their love interest runs for the hills. Oh, they're just scared of their feelings! I think they just don't like you. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm not.
Second, it takes Kate a reasonable amount of convincing to take Drew back at the end. I know that some of you are probably thinking she took him back too soon, but let's face it, she was crazy about him. If you already want to believe someone, then it doesn't usually take much for them to convince you of something. She hung in there longer than I would have I'm not sure how I missed out on this little gem, but I'm sure glad I found it.
If you haven't read this one yet, you need to check it out! View all 47 comments. It's Drew Evans. Drew is crude, crass, vulgar. He's immature and spoilt. He wants only one thing from a woman. He's a chauvinist pig. He's a man whore. He is disgusting. He is hilarious! Have you ever seen those romantic comedy movies where there's an undeniable attraction between the leads but they're also competitors in the office?
This is the rom-com novel equivalent. For once this novel lives up to all the hype, squeeing and fangirling! If you love romantic comedies, that are 4. If you love romantic comedies, that are a bit on the I read this straight through without taking a break I didn't take notes, I didn't highlight. So this review is Take a gander at these gifs. It's all you need to know. Final word. All right? Steam: 3. Shelves: contemporary-romance. I will not cry I will not cry I will not cry So when God showed mercy and I could finally take a break and read a book before returning to the living hell known as Torts I will not cry I will not cry I will not cry I wanted something to cheer me up.
Something yummilicious. Something to leave me in the end smiling and giggling and cursing real life with its slim chances of finding Mr Perfect. And Tangled was exactly what I needed! There's only one problem. The woman he can't get out of his head is rejecting him, and now they work in the same firm and they have to compete each other for a huge project. They fight, they share angry kisses and then they fight some more, until things happen and Drew gets the flu and he realizes that maybe his perfect life is not so perfect without Kate Brooks after all.
A life I loved. It was consistent. It was reliable. And then one night, a beautiful dark-haired girl came along and blew it all to kingdom come. Drew was delicious , his scenes with Kate were delicious , everything was delicious! Is this a psychic thing? An otherworld ability? A pact with the devil? I don't know, but it's awesome! Given the situation between Drew and Kate and the reasons they could not be together at first, I'm not sure I would have enjoyed the story the same if it was narrated by Kate!
The way he talked to the readers, gave advice and commented on his story was extremely entertaining, it felt like there was a movie playing inside my head! And holy bananas! I was so dehydrated due to his hotness that I couldn't even drool. I still can't. When you're in the mood for a book to cheer you up, read Emma Chase. When you're in the mood for a sweet yet hot love story, read Emma Chase. Just read Emma Chase people! View all 26 comments. I don't remember when was the last time I enjoyed any book so much.
I laughed, I was entertained, I swooned. This insight into man's head and thinking is fascinating and a lot of fun. Until he got flu which changed him into whinning man, lying down on his co I don't remember when was the last time I enjoyed any book so much. Until he got flu which changed him into whinning man, lying down on his couch and watching stupid movies for a whole week. Or was in not the flu that brought this strong man into this pathetic state? After short prologue, story is set four months earlier to the times when Drew is successful gentleman who is enjoying services of various willing ladies every time opportunity arises.
Yep, he is a man-whore. Also, Drew is extra confident person so when he meets woman he wants and cannot get, he is not willing to accept it. But what happens when proffesional competion and love gets into his way and complicates things? You get this superb and original romance story.
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I loved "the voice" and style of writing in this book. It was magical, sarcastic, witty and funny. Perfection if you like to read something entertaining with well-thought storyline developement and sexy hero.
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I just completely adored Drew's inner thoughts and they were pretty hilarious too. I have never read about cockier hero than Drew Evans. But you will fall for him anyway, he is just that awesome. I personally will never forget him. Kate was also awesome character. She was able to keep up with Drew all the time, matched his determination, even outsmarted him quite often. She was smart, gorgeous and ambitious. Dangerous combination when it comes to woman, right?
And story itself? It was flawless. There were moments that made me laugh, moments that left me all hot and bothered, as well as angsty or lovely moments. To be honest, I could not find single thing that I would not like about this book. I hope this author will write more books in future. I will be reading it as soon as they come out. After reading Tangled, I am definitely her fan. View all 70 comments.
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Jul 16, Bibi rated it did not like it Shelves: scribd. Try this: read chapters , skip to 12, then read the last 2 chapters. Do you think you missed anything? Well, there you have it. View all 13 comments. I must say this was one of the most enjoyable books I have read this year. And that is saying something because I read a LOT! So, I was a bit wary of downloading this on the first day, without reading some reviews from friends.
It was fantastic. It was brilliant. It was funny. It was sweet. You see, books can be written well, without resorting to smutty language, shock factor writing — yeah, ye know what I am talking about….. I swear I laughed out loud so many times in this book. The review might be a bit long-winded as I felt I had to comment on everything. I could have highlighted something from every single page in this book, it was that good. It was pissing rain here this morning, Tuesday, I had to work, but as soon as I started reading this book, it felt as if the sun had broken through the clouds…..
Just sit back and enjoy this book. You will not be disappointed. I like you, Drew Love Billy. Marry Billy. Just please … God … please just fuck me. I really could keep adding quotes left, right and centre here, there are so many good ones… Well done, Drew! If you have read it, you will get this one.. Look forward to hearing you eat your words, Drew..
Yes, I went to a Catholic school. My profanity has a certain religious flavor that can only be learned through a lifetime of Catholic education. Jesus H. Goddamn it … Jesus,Mary and Joseph… fucking. OMG, I fucking love it — so true — my language is dreadful so all I need to do is blame my fucking Catholic education and upbringing!!! Took a while! And I think we scarred the driver for life. Plus it rhymes with clitoris … and I really know my way around them.
Big fan. Or kissing her. Pussy whipped, the name is Drew. Yeah I know. Fuck me with a chainsaw. You ever see a singing asshole? Aw, Drew, starting to like you again… …. And so it starts … But I think these ones would have been more appropriate…. Every girl loves a gift in a little blue box..
In those days, she was the youngest nun any of us had ever laid eyes on — unlike the bitter, black-robed hags who looked like they were old enough to have actually been around when Jesus was alive. The fact that she was a woman of the cloth — forbidden — and in a position of power over us naughty Catholic boys just made it all that much more erotic.
OMG, Drew, you are going straight to Hell….. OK, OK, my pet peeve just happened….. Gotta love a Best Friend — you go Dee Dee! In either case, move along, jerk-off. Do you speak anything besides Asshole? Penises stick together. Great, Alexandra, his sister and Mackenzie his cute niece have just shown up… this should be good!
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Closure is a made up word that women invented so they can overanalyze something and talk about it — to death. Fade to black. The end. Shame on you Drew, some of the best songs out there are in the Country Music genre.. It implies a certain level of heat. Incredible… Now my life is a mess. In a good way. A giant unpredictable web of screw-ups and make-ups. Frustration and tenderness. Annoyance and affection. Lust and love. Because as long as Kate Brooks is tangled up in that web with me?
Tangled, book 1. Debut by Emma Chase. Book 1. But this story is best experienced. Thanks Ms. Chase for an entertaining , witty all-consuming read! If you are still reading this, not heeding my advice, I have included my thoughts on Drew and Kate below plus some quotes to give you an idea of the wonderfulness that is Drew, droll playboy man-whore extraordinaire! The rise. The fall. He spends his weeks masterminding, structuring and closing deals affording him both wealth and industry respect. While his weekends are spent in careless pursuit of his next one-night stand, earning him a scandalous reputation and a never-ending line of potential conquests.
That is until Kate! Five words to describe Drew: Sarcastic, witty, smart, insightful and unforgettable. Thank you, good night. From ordinary rather humble beginnings her intelligence, determination and ambition earned her a scholarship and a MBA at Wharton school of business. Upon her graduation she is hired by the prestigious Evans , Reinhart and Fisher. Her new job will prove challenging on so many levels much thanks to Drew. Five words to describe Kate: Smart, beautiful, assertive, classy and loyal.
Ask any four-year-old—sharing sucks. Not once. In nine frigging days. I think the buildup of semen is starting to affect my brain. Like sugar to a diabetic. Would I re-read this series: Yes!!! Would I read future books by this author: Yes. Jul 07, Pearl Angeli rated it it was amazing Shelves: rom-com , new-adult-contemporary , adult-romance , office-romance , smexy-read , i-laughed-hard , reads , cute-book-couple , damn-this-guy-is-perfect , fangirling.
If there's a guilty-pleasure New Adult book that is worth your attention, it's Tangled by Emma Chase. It's funny as hell and so addictive. Emma's writing was also so delicious you just can't get enough of it! The story centers around Drew Evans. It's told in his POV. Yes, guys. His and his POV alone. I don't normally encounter a romance book where the only one that speaks is the 5 Hilarious Stars!
I don't normally encounter a romance book where the only one that speaks is the guy. It's fun and refreshing in a way. It's nice to know Drew's thoughts-- including the dirty and naughty ones. So one night, Drew met this alluring brunette named Katherine 'Kate' Brooks in a club and yes, there was insta-lust in Drew's side in a not-annoying way, mind you.
Since then, he was not able to take Kate off his mind. And surprise! He learned one day that Kate's going to be his new co-worker in the company he's working which is owned by his dad. Now I won't get that far into describing the plot. Let Drew do the talking. Listen to him and prepare yourself for a bunch of laugh-out-loud moments because you'll surely get them here Picture me while I was reading this You might think that this book only features tons of craziness and sexual nothings. I learned a lot of things from Drew.
His relationship tips are so sensible, I tell you guys. You want relationship facts and tips from the playboy's perspective? Drop your Cosmopolitan and listen to Drew. As a sample, "Assume nothing. It's right on the money. And if you're not careful, it could end costing you the best thing that's ever happen to you. What also entertained me most was Drew's set of analogies and comparisons that he added in almost everything that he narrated in this book, like: "She's like a Rubik's Cube.
So frustrating at times that you want to toss it out the goddamn window. But you don't. You can't. You're compelled to keep playing with it until you figure it out. What it offered was pure entertainment. My favorite scene and the one that definitely had me cracking up was the dinner scene where Drew's little niece Mackenzie talked and spoke a vulgar word that had everyone immediately react in such a funny way. Drew's dad choking, Matthew spitting up the juice right on Steven's face, etc.
I laughed for about three minutes with that! Also, I didn't only admire Drew and Kate's characters but I also adored the secondary ones, especially Delores a. She's one badass woman and I can't wait to read her story and Matthew's. This book also built up a remarkable sexual tension which led to sexual frustration and then some. Basically, the relationship and character development was amazing here.
Tangled , as a whole, was a very entertaining rom-com book. It came packed with sizzling hot chemistry between the characters and it's simply designed to make you feel good and happy. I totally enjoyed Drew's POV here. The best! The ending was also wholly satisfying and it left me with a big smile on my face. This was my first Emma Chase book and it certainly won't be the last. View all 52 comments. The fact that almost everyone gave this book stars is absolutely ridiculous!
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The so-called "comedy" was SO forced the entire book. I'll tell you darling this is bullshit! And that is NOT a comedy! I'm sorry for your lost! A high school student can write this before even taking writing Don't get me wrong the idea behind this book is funny and brilliant, but the most important thing here is how to turn this idea to an actual book!
I tried, i honestly tried to like it, like everyone else seems to, but i couldn't. I would read something and say hahah this is Fuu, funn, no this is not funny! Maybe it's me, maybe i don't have a sense of humor? NAAAH i have an excellent taste and this book is rubbish. Don't get me wrong, there are things that i liked, or i wouldn't give this two whole stars, for instance: The relationship between Drew Evans and his niece.
And that what kept me going through the book. There was some "wisdom" that Drew gave as a guy to women which i found helpful. To women out there which disparately -in my opinion they need to know about men and how they think: "If a guy who you just met at a club calls you baby, sweetheart, angel, or any other generic endearment?
I nod. And I loved her. Loved her. I thought she was awesome. Sad i know! Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, in particular, have the combined value of pocket lint at the moment. Do i recommend this book to yu? View all 59 comments. I didn't want to get off I unabashedly fell for Drew and Kate. With that being said, Stop everything, drop everything and forget the following: food, housework, husbands, boyfriends, significant other, pets, social life, sleeping, etc.
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I've got a total soft spot for a well put together book from the Male point of view. Judging from the front cover of this novel who wouldn't want to get into this males head. This story is completely Refreshing, Outrageously Funny and utterly Lovely, lovely, lovely and yes I enjoyed the verbal foreplay just as much, if not more than these fictional characters. They flirt, they fall out, they can't imagine life without each other blah blah blah I mean it is all of the above, but written so fabulously that you will be hooked. It is Full of heart, comedy gold standard funny and at the same time Devilishly naughty.
She's his curveball 'The one'. This brilliant author has written a book with an air of confidence and originality and I'm pretty convinced I'll stalk this author for future releases. With all of that being said Starting this book I originally felt as though I missed a female voice - yes I'm well aware that the male point of view was a selling point for the story and believe me I was sold too, so after a while I told myself to get over it and enjoy the Drew ride and i did! Standing ovation for this authors debut novel, here's a few of my favourite quotes the whole book could be highlighted.
Read on beauties, read on. Cheers for Emma Chase! This entire book, I was like laughing my ass off. Seriously, full on asthma attack here people! This book is detrimental to your health. It should come with a WARNING -if you've got respiratory issues, a weak heart, just had a baby, had recent surgery- it'll seriously rip you the hell open! The stuff Drew would say Time to turn on his charms- no woman can resist him. Oddly enough, this one does. And he can't get her out of his head. No worries as she's the new employee at his investment firm.
He doesn't "shit where he eats. No problem My Kate- Katherine is beautiful, engaged to her high school sweetheart, and just got her dream job. When she meets this uber sexy guy in a bar while celebrating her job, she's surprised to find out he's the owner's son She just discreetly turns him down. My entire review could be filled with Drew quotes. The entire book is his voice, as he's speaking to you, the reader. I loved that idea.
We get a lot of first person POV in books, but this was different. When an author can throw something new and different into a genre that's saturated with sexy alpha males and make it as enjoyable as this read, it's a sure hit! I laughed throughout the entire book. I found myself quoting Drew to anybody that would listen to me.
I guess they don't get it Drew has to be experienced. Bravo Emma Chase. Your debut book is all the buzz and it's well deserved. I'll finish with just a few hard to pick quotes that made me laugh. By the way, Drew's niece Mackenzie deserves a huge shout out! Loved her! She's Drew's little sweetheart. She's got a mind like a steel trap and is a star of the show! I'll start with her Mackenzie raises her hand proudly. And someday it's gonna help you rule the world.
He say his penis is better than my bagina. Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them. Page 13 Page 14 Page 15 Page 16 Page 17 Page 18 Page 19 Page 20 Page 21 Page 22 Page 23 Page 24 Page 25 Page 26 Page 27 Page 28 Page 29 Page 30 Page 31 Page 32 Page 33 Page 34 Page 35 Page 36 Page A Ruthless Proposition. A Husband's Regret Unwanted 2.
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